This Plane Is Definitely Crashing


Okay, first off to all you that know where youre going to school cuz youre badasses, could i have one of your accpetance letters youre not gonna use? Please? Keep em coming, ladies :). Nothing new with me really, wrote a big ole paper last night, got it done and dont really want it back. Had a GOOD TIME in my poli sci class today, in which we discussed the upcoming war all period. Now, i try very VERY hard to be a tolerant person, and those that show some intelligence, even if i disagree, im willing to let them to continue to exist, however, there were a couple people today that made me want to tear my seat out of the chair and beat them with it. This place is crawling with stupid hippies. ESPECIALLY poli sci...man oh man. Thought it was funny though because i talked to my mom today and she told me she made some enemies in the neighborhood at a recent 'neighborhood meeting' because apparently this one place Rescue something-or-other bought a house and intends to let 8 mentally challenged men live there as part of an integration process thingamajiggy. Well the neighborhood is in an uproar because they dont want dangerous mentally challenged people in their neighborhood, and i quote, "jeffery dahmer was mentally challenged, i dont want that kind of person living in my neighborhood". Jesus. My mom went kinda crazy, I was so proud, especially when one of the ladies pointed out that they might be gay. And thatd be worse. She yelled a lot. My mom said like 75% of the people there sincerely believed these guys would, and these are things THEY mentioned be; running naked in the streets, molest their kids, rape their wives, peer in their windows, get in terrible car accidents....it just kept going. Chances are these people are downs syndrom people or others with problems trying to find a job. God i hate stupid people. Stupid people and 'oh look how disapproving i am of everything, everyone, and i have made it my life to not be happy about absolutely anything' hippies. But thats my rant for the evening. Chilled for a while, no idea what im doing tomorrow so we shall see. Maybe i can get some of my snobby ivy league friends to hang out with me. Then im going home on saturday i think...gotta get laundry done...oh and run naked around the neighborhood peering into neighbors windows. Night everyone. Oh, advice for the night? Hand sanitizer IS flammable. And hurts.



Hey all, not much up in Chris world. Past few days have been filled with homework and sneezing, good times all around. Went and saw Old School tonight, funnier than i thought it was going to be, so that was cool. Hit Bears for a bit afterward, it was on Jeff so who am i to question? Anyway, just wanted to give a big shout out to liz and raedy for their spectacular news, good job girls. But i should go to bed. Ive had this 7 page paper following me around, but every time i turn he jumps behind a tree or something so i cant confront him...a sneaky fellow, and i need to be at my best to avoid his tricks and traps. Night.



5:30 and yeah im still up. I just got the news though, me and Dave have just been officially canonized as the Patron Saints of Switchblade Fighting. Straight up.


Posty time again? Well i guess so. Its, well shit its 15 minutes till 5 am...goodness. First id like to thank the fabulous Stacey Love for talking to me these past couple hours or so, she helped me recuperate (shut up i know i spelled it wrong, i dont need YOU telling me!) from a duel with the nefarious Captain Morgan, in which he delivered a ferocious blow. It was a good party though, i went with jenny and staci and brought dave along. The only person who knew a lot of people was staci, which was even better. It was primarily a jewish party because everyone knew eachother from the synagouge here in town, so it was a lot of fun. Still sick, because i know you all care, yet again that didnt stop me from going out. im just not one to learn lessons i guess. oh well. Last night was fun as well, i went ice skating with a lot of people from the floor, got my skate on, got to scare the hell out of the freaky dude that continually macks on kristen, so me and dave and kurtis kept 'buzzing' him, ie, whipping in front and back of him at the same time and resulting in him falling once, maybe three or four times if you count off balancing. Managed to make an ass of myself to the one girl im actually trying to impress, so that rocked, but it was a good night. A much needed weekend id say, and tomorrow starts the homework. So wish me luck. Well its 5 am now. Sheesh. Just out of curiosity i wonder if i have any readers yet? Oh, quick word of advice for everyone, if anyone asks you "think if the frisbee hits the smoke alarm the fire alarm will go off?", do not take them up on it. It does, trust me.


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