This Plane Is Definitely Crashing


Hey yallz. Back again from a night of festivities with jeff and kendra, had a reason to celebrate. Northern Illinois called me up today and told me they were accepting to their wonderful law school, so that was very exciting, nice to have some options. Do have a good story though, we were talking to our waitress a lot tonight, she was cool, and then this group of guys left without leaving any tip, and were telling the waitress that they werent going to. The bill was 80 bucks. how shitty is that? either way, i got up and starting yelling at em, callin em cheap bastards and stuff, then jeff joined me, pretty soon everyone else left in the whole bar was yellin at these guys and they practically ran out. twas amusing. Didnt do too much else today, got up at 2, which rocked. Got really bored so i was just listening to tunes and started balancing coins on their side. probably have close to 100 balanced around my room. yeah, i was that bored. Either way, things still going awesome. Congrats to liz and jd on their temp belts, good job yallz.
Top things Ive learned at college?
1) You're gonna watch your friends make the same mistakes a couple of times. As aggravating as it is, bite your tongue and be there, cuz theyre gonna need you.
2) Look at your parents, chances are some of the only real friends they keep in touch with are the ones they had at college. Youre going to meet a lot of neat people in your life, but its the ones you spent these years with that are still going to be there in the long run. Dont let those friendships deteriorate. No matter what.
3) Burritos after rum is a bad idea.
4) Things WILL go wrong. When you think everythings fine, God himself will kick you in the teeth. Suck it up. Youll get through it.
5) All the good girls are: Taken, Psycho Religous, Lesbians, or 15. Goddamnit.
6) There are a lot of times when being a bastard works.
7) Dont let how old you feel effect how old you act.
8) There are a lot of people with differing opinions from yours. Just because theyre wrong doesnt mean you cant tolerate them.
9) Distance doesnt mean a damn thing.
10) Music is just as essential as food and sleep.



So whats better than a regular Chris post? A slightly intoxicated Chris post! Today was a pretty good day. Turned in my last papers of college. Thats right, no more homework. Just a few finals, but thats it. So that was nice. Then my two hour class got cancelled because, about one hour into it we were discussing the war, and things got crazy heated. Like one guy even got up and was swearing at another guy. I had to keep from laughing. But either way the teacher said we could leave early and 'cool down' bwahaha. Helped my sister practice for her hapkido test today, which she nailed, thats my sis. Also downloaded over 300 songs today to fill my new hardrive. THAT was a good time. I didnt realize how much i missed my music. Not that i didnt hear any, its just that everyone elses sucks. So it was a pretty good day. Then tonight in a fit of boredom i rallied the fellows for a trip to Bears. An eventful evening. Now im just killin some time, since apparently my body has decided that i dont need sleep anymore. Im apparently able to function on the stupidity of others, so i have a never-ending supply of energy. Maybe ill take a walk. Night all.



So does anyone even check my page anymore? Either way, im back from hell and I brought tshirts. Lifes been pretty bad since spring break, but im back, and im much better looking than I was during my last post. I now have a new hardrive in my computer so I can now recieve emails, get IMs, etc. If you IMd me at any point and i ignored you blatantly, signed off, or some such incident my computer may have crashed and i never got your message. Or i just dont like you. Either way. But im back and in a better mood. Typed 12 pages today. woo. But with that im done with paper writing in college. So what the hell, ill type for the first time in, what, a month? Lets pretend the last few weeks didnt happen. So i guess i should throw a funny story at yallz. I go into my early chinese philosophy class, as i am wont to do, and take my seat in back. Im pretty early so theres not lots of people. In comes Ms. Sorority Girl, been in my class all semester, dont think shes ever made eye contact with me, it suited us both fine i think. So im reading some stuff for my papers, she comes up and is all 'so how was your weekend?'. At first im guessing shes confused me wtih some other guy in class she talks with, so im politely, if not confusedly, replying. And she keeps going on and on about her weekend. Now i dont find myself to be a terribly rude person, but seriously, she just kept talking. Non stop. About her trip to bars. THe shirt she bought. How she had to go to one of her sorority sisters recitals. It was never ending. So in walks my friend tina, whos staring at me, comes up and waves and sits down. I turn and say hi, and this other girl, i swear WITHOUT BREAKING SPEED, turns and keeps talking to another guy. And just keeps going. it was unreal. i guess its not that funny, but i was amused. Anyways, out. RocknRoll.


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