This Plane Is Definitely Crashing |
Posted
1:15 PM
by Chris
Ok so every thursday here at work the ice cream man comes by work. Its pretty funny because the office pretty much clears out. I, the dutiful employee that i am, must stay dutifully by my desk, however i am able to give my dollar to a fellow employee to buy me a fudge bar. i love fudge bars. So i get mine today, and suddenly the forces of heaven and hell unite in order to do everything in their infinite power to make sure i cannot each my fudge pop, hell seeing a chance to cause me immeasurable suffering and heaven scared it would never be able to match the bliss and satisfaction imparted by my tasty treasure. My phones wont stop ringing, people keep asking me questions, stupid customers...i am suddenly busier than i have been all day. So im trying to balance the phone on my shoulder while i open up my frozen treat. The wrapper tears funny. Certain parts remain stuck to the morsel. it was one of the most maddening experiences of my life. Though i did prevail in the end, i just felt the need to get the traumatic experience off my chest.
Posted 1:38 PM by Chris Well, this weekend has sucked pretty bad, ive spent most of it sick. Had a fever for a bit yesterday. So yeah, i dont have all that much to talk about. However, I did want to invite everyone to my graduation party this weekend at 2pm on Saturday. Theres gonna be food and drinks and all that fun stuff. Probably gonna be a gaggle of people here so come by and visit and party and whatnot. Everyones invited. Just let me know if you think youre going to be able to drop by. Okay, back to the laziness that is my day today.
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