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Alright, im that bored.
Favorite internet site? Penny Arcade
Blogs: indulgent or informative? Both
Dark or milk chocolate? Milk
Fave fruit? Kiwi
Fave restaurant? Medieval Times
Fave dessert? Chocolate Banana Split
How do you order your steak cooked (if you even eat steak, that is) However, doesnt matter.
Bath or shower? Shower
Have you bathed with anyone? Not yet!
Favorite place on earth? Any place really high up.
Favorite feature about yourself (physical)? Good question.
Favorite feature about yourself (mental)? Optimism
Name anything you haven’t tried that you want to: Wrestle a Howler Monkey
Name something you will never do: Lose a fight to a stupid howler monkey
Favorite name for a girl? Tiffany
Favorite name for a boy? Trent
What was the last thing to absolutely amuse the shit out of you? Family Guy
Quagmire: "How old are you?"
Girl: "16"
Quagmire: "18? Youre first!"
Girl: "Uh...mom..."
Quagmire: "I like where this is going! Giggida Giggida Gi-Gi-DA!"
List 5 uses for ice: 1. Cryogenically freezing myself to be reborn in the year 4239 2. Cat toys 3. Drinks 4. Giving jewelry another name 5. Adding a little extra punch to your snowballs
Was there a moment in your life when things could’ve gone two completely different ways? Ha, yeah.
What is one trait you definitely get from your mother? Loudness, cleanliness, love of animals
What is one trait you definitely get from your father? Temper, dashing good looks.
Would you rather have more intelligence, looks, or humor? Humor.
If you could give one thing to one person, what would it be? Well, i cant pick who, but as to what, well itd be ticking.
If you were an animal, what would you be? Shark.
Passions: funny or sucking? Bah
Favorite place to be kissed? Who am I to be picky?
What is your porn name (first pet + maternal grandma’s maiden name)? Ernie Hurt
What is your drag queen name (middle name + street you live on)? Michael Augusta
Trogdor vs. Godzilla : who would win? Win? Theyd team up and leave NOTHING unburninated!
Meal you most frequently cook when you’re at home alone? Bagel Bites
Favorite ice cream flavor? Moose Tracks
Ideal date? Any
If you hadn’t chosen your current major/job, what would’ve been your second choice? Third? Advertising, Pirate
How many roommates (not family members) have you had? Who were they? 3, Milk and Chauncey
What would your ideaL vacation be? Beaches, rum, and friends
Where would you most like a gift certificate from? Ebay
Favorite sno cone flavor? Strawberry
Favorite carnival food? Brats
Fave breakfast cereal? Capn Crunch with Crunch Berries
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, in an omlete perferably
Skim or 2% milk? Skim
Pulp or no pulp? Dont care
Favorite Dinner? Spaghetti
Macintosh or Windows? HA! Windows...
Fave fabric softener? Swha?
Fave brand of undies? Hanes
Fave hair dye brand and name? N/A
Fave shampoo? No clue
Fave toothpaste? Blue?
Do you have a signature scent? VERY SEXY!
Fave bath and body works scent? I hate that store...sensory overload
Antibacterial soap (yes or no)? Sure
Fave article of clothing? Pocket Watch
what position do you sleep in? Dont know, ill have to stay up and find out...
how often do you wash your hair? What hair?
Fave brand/type of condoms? Ha
Top 5 people you wish you were closer/still close to? Milk. HA just kidding...
Worst 5 things about you? Too smart, too sexy, too modest...Actually; stuttering, procrastinating, not trusting people, short attention span, bad at keeping in touch when i want to.
Best 5 things about you? Loyal, no fear, good listener, rational (shuddap), confident.
Biggest turnoff? Phoniness
Biggest turnon? Sense of humor
Do you have a list of places where you want to have sex? Sure
top 5 from the sex list? Anywhere!
Books or movies? Movies
Music or tv to fall asleep? Neither...i pay attention the tv, and sing the songs.
Morning or night person? Night
Perfect # of hours of sleep to function best? 8
What makes you happiest? A good Pun
Fave guilty pleasure? Comics
Fave fantasy career? Pirate, duh
cat or dog person? A hybrid, i call it a Dat!
is the glass half empty or half full? Full
worst fear? Being alone.
any near death experiences? One or two
any ghost sightings? Nope
are you good with kids? Yep
are you good with adults? When I want to be
beer or wine? Beer beer beer beer!
is super troopers funny? God yes
thread count of your sheets? If i knew that id beat myself up
do you like ethnic food? Yes
spicy or mild? Mild
are you a good driver or no? Yes
is Gap overpriced? Unless theyre paying me, yeah
do you get along with your parents? Yes
your siblings? Yep
what's your worst habit? Interupting people
summer or winter? Winter
mountains or ocean? Ocean
sugar or salt? Salt
laugh or cry? Laugh
do you know any good jokes? Yes
best pickup line? (Yell out random name, see who answers,) Hey! You dont remember me?
fave nail polish color? Bah
are you gorgeous or just cute? Again, I think im a mix. Im Gorgute
what's your purpose in life? Look out for those less well off than myself
what superhero do you most identify with? Spiderman
what's the most attractive part of the opposite sex's body? Grin. Not smile, but grin.
should sex mean something or everything? Lets find out...
fave cartoon character? Vash the Stampede
wheat or white bread? White