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I want my fucking boat. I want to get all my friends to come with me on my boat. Then I want to sail away, and live my life stealing shit from other people, and spending money on food and rum. And super powered wireless internet, because im well aware that none of us can live without internet. But I want to get away from school, car insurance, landlords, student loans, drama, the whole ball of shit. I could rant more, but liz has said pretty much word for word what ive been thinking, so go read her entry. Took the words right from my mouth, for the most part.
My appellate brief has taken over my life, in every shape size and form. I think id rather be governor of a philanthropic organization. I hate my professor more than anyone ive ever hated. Even when i have an extreme dislike for someone, i usually wouldnt wish death upon them, if only for the sake of their family. This professor however, is the exception. And were something terrible to happen to her, i would be happy. Not just not upset, but happy. I would attend the funeral dressed as a happy clown, and i would make balloon animals to hand out. I dont know how to make balloon animals, but dammit, id LEARN. Thatd be my dedication to celebrate her demise.
I dont think im going to get the Graduate Assitantship that was promised to me. The person that promised it to me is hiding from me, despite phone/email/real mail. So that sucks.
The Bar application i turned in, the 30+ page one, well I sent in the wrong type of check. I was so worried about not messing up the application, I missed the part about the check. Smooth Chris. Now i get to pay an additional 350$ in addition to the regular 100$. And thats to take the damn test in like two years. Money sucks.
Speaking of money, ive decided to pretend that financial aid money is make believe, and im spending a LOT this summer. I had some extra, by extra i mean i could afford to get cheese on my burger, i didnt have to order it plain to save the 30 cents, and well, i havnt had extra money since high school, and its unnatural, so I decided to do something about that. So, first, im going to Hawaii with Erin and her family for a week. Her dads paying all my bills except airfare, so though the trillion dollars it costs to fly there is setting me back, i get to go to hawaii. And with my girlfriend, which is a bonus, cuz in reality id go with pretty much anyone (except my writing professor) to get to hawaii.
Now, assuming I dont get eaten by a shark while im there, lets face it theres a pretty decent probability, im leaving two days after i get back from Hawaii to go to France to study for six weeks. Its a two class thing where 20 students and two teachers go and we take French law classes and get credit, plus on the weekends we go all over the place, like river rafting in Spain, as well as sitting in on the equivalent of hte French Supreme Court. No, I dont know French, but I dont need to either. Im taking out a couple more thousand in student aid, but like i said, its make believe money. Either way, its going to be an amazing experience im sure, especially cuz the professor heading it up is the one here that i really like. The one thats drunk all the time. But thatll be my summer, and ill be INSANELY broke the rest of the time, but hey, i wont have enough time to get a job. Guess ill have to rest and not have a damn thing to worry about. Ill go stir crazy.
Either way, those two trips are my light at the end of the tunnel here. Ill see both Oceans in two months. Chris loose in Europe. My goal is to get locked in the Bastille AND the Tower of London. Yes, ill get to go to London too.
In more good news, Bryans in town, well today now, and is for a month, so itll be great to see him, i havnt seen him in a long ass time. And when i have its been for like a night. But now hes here for a week. And one night of our revelry is going to include watching Dawn of the Dead and House of the Dead, both while intoxicated. I wish i didnt have this IMMENSE FUCKING BRIEF, but hey, what can i do? Im saying fuckit, and we're gonna have a good time. Plus my Dad is coming for a night, and hopefully he'll buy me GROCERIES! (In figuring my budget, im being forced to be ultra cheap, even for me, if im gonna make it to Hawaii AND France).
Did anyone else catch the Discovery Channel's "Animal Face-Off" show? The one where they determined who would win, a Crocodile or a Shark? Well, I think it may be the single greatest show in the history of entertainment. Its amazing. Its like someone saw what I spend 95% of my time thinking about, and made it into a show. Its on on Sundays.
I guess those are my major updates. Im broke, ultra stressed, and i think im going a little crazy. Highs and lows like im bi-polar. Ive been talking to myself a frightening amount, but at least i find myself charming company. Im just worn out, physically, intellectually, emotionally, and financially. Nothing I couldnt fix with a good pair of stilts. Thats right, stilts.
Thats all I got.
Posted 11:18 PM by Chris
Update coming soon, I promise. Dont give up on my poor little blog, it hasnt given up on you!