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Ive decided what to do with my life. Next time theres an American Idol thing, im gonna go. And im going to SUCK. Really bad. Then I can be just like that one kid, william hung or whatever, whos now making all sorts of money cuz he sucks. And you know what? Ill bet I can suck more. It may take practice, long hours, and immense dedication, but I think i can do it. I mean, hes making like 40,000 dollars for appearances now, has his own video and cd. Ill bet you I can suck twice as bad, and ill do it for a fourth of the cost! Everyones talking about how politics and war and how all this is going to kill the world, but really, itll be shit like reality television and american idol. Why? Because nobody will know when fucking world war three starts because theyll be more interested in who gets voted off. I could storm a country and they wouldnt pre empt me mid performance. The reason theres so many unemployed people is that we're all learning that you dont NEED to work to succeed. You just need to suck, and have someone think its funny. We're all the next american idol. then, all you have to do is sing like 10 songs on tv over a period of time (on tv, which many people spend their whole lives trying to do and will NEVER get that chance), cry a bunch, talk about how hard it is, then look real musicians and singers (Chauncey!) in the face and tell them you EARNED your shot. I know LOTS of people, smart people, people i consider very near and dear to me that adore these shows, and thats ok, because they realize how ridiculous they are, or can forget about them and participate in real life. But think of their popularity and how many people base their attitudes on Road Rules. It boggles me to no end. Either a) these shows are NOT real, and the fact that people take them so seriously is terrifying or b) the people on these shows ARE real, and there are real people like that out there, and that scares me more!
Ok. Unjustified and Random Rant is over.
Posted 11:39 PM by Chris
My brief is done, and its not half bad. With that, im almost officially done with Nazi Whore as well, and even then her role in the rest of my writing class is minimal. All thats left is the oral argument defending our Brief in front of a panel of real live judges and blah blah blah. Fifteen minutes, i care not. Im all over that shit. The hard parts done, I can breathe again.
With the ending of the brief, ive found myself in the WONDERFUL week or two before I need to start studying for exams. I have a research one on monday, but thats a one credit hour class that im not all that concerned about. In order to make up for my recent business, I got home today from class, sat here in my chair, and played videogames for a solid 8 and a half hours while watching TV, mainly The Shield and then Big O, pausing only to use the washroom and at one point to make a frozen pizza. It was amazing. It was like pressing the pause button on life.
The past week was hectic, not only did I have my brief to do, but Bryan was in town, so I was making time to hang out with him too. It was fun. Im going to have Easter dinner with Bryans family this weekend, even though hes gone. But still, be nice to have a meal meal on easter.
Other than that, not too much going on. Im still in post-brief giddiness, and now this week its back to doing my regular homework and trying to catch up on sleep. Ive been having weird dreams every night, and not just like one, but multiple ones. Erin pointed out, cuz i tell her about them, that in the past week ive had several dreams involving miniature animals. In one it was my pets at home, in another completely random animals, but in all of them theyve been little, like fit in the palm of your hand little. Go ahead and analyze that one for me.
Only down side to my new found free time is this whole nagging feeling that something isnt right thats been hanging around me for a while now. Im usually so busy i dont notice it, or only really think about it when its late and im nostalgic or whatnot. Perhaps i should drink such thoughts away. Which shouldnt be hard. Bryan bought 75 bucks worth of alcohol the other night that we barely touched. Muahahahahaha.
Lets see...i think i deserve a medal. My EXTREMELY leftist teacher today brought up the war, and people in my class were blathering on and on and on, some of the stuff they were saying was just blantantly false. It was terrible. And im not saying they were all anti-war or one side, people arguing on both sides, and every single one of them was stupid. Anyway, I deserve some sort of award because I didnt kill anyone. Not a single person. I didnt even maim, rend, OR tear at any flesh, and we all know how i love to rend, if only because then I can use the word 'asunder' correctly.
Ok. Most of this post has no rhyme or reason, I just figured id update because i know youre all like 'i wonder how chris is doing?' and its been interfering with your regular living of your life. Yeah, ill shut up.