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Figured id post my Drinking Game rules for anyone interested in playing along at home.
Drinkin Game Rules:
1. Every time you switch who you’re voting for, take a drink.
2. Every time Bush mispronounces a word, take a drink. If you thought it was a real word, take two more.
3. Every time Kerry mentions his purple hearts or Vietnam Service, take a drink, or maybe just a sip, you don’t want to get TOO drunk, right?
4. If Kerry blasts Bush’s National Guard service, take two drinks.
5. Every time Bush admits an error, take a drink.
6. Every time Kerry contradicts something he has said, take a drink.
7. If anyone uses the word ‘Flip Flop’ take a drink.
8. Take a drink every time a candidate avoids a question.
9. Drink for every member of the audience that gets dragged out.
10. Every time ‘expected job growth’ is used instead of ‘unemployment’, take a drink.
11. Every time the audience ‘accidentally’ claps, take a drink.
12. Take FIVE drinks if the commentator rolls his eyes at any point.
13. Take one drink for each shade of dark skin Kerry sprayed on…I mean got ‘playing football last weekend’.
14. Chug a drink for each punch thrown.
15. Take a drink for each time the Patriotic Act is ‘justified’.
16. Not mine, but one I liked, finish the bottle if “anyone challenges anyone to a duel”.
17. Drink each time Kerry or Dubya looks completely dumbfounded. Moreso than normal, that is.
18. Drink if one candidate gets disgusted while the other one is talking. Drink twice if it’s the guy you’re voting for.
19. Each time the moderator has to cut off a candidate, take a drink.
20. Three drinks every time Kerry tries to relate the ‘common man’.
21. Two drinks for each time you realize you have NO IDEA what the candidate just said.
22. One drink if a candidate tries to use slang or speak another language.
23. If they mention the Swiftboat Veterans, drink till they stop talking about em.
24. Take a drink each time Bush says something profound someone else wrote for him, then looks REALLY proud of himself for saying it.
25. Take a drink for each veiled insult.
26. Take a drink each time Chris yells at the TV as if they could hear him. Or if you’re not here, make an educated guess.
Posted 1:27 AM by Chris
"Publish Post" I say.
"Go fuck yourself" says Blogger.
Ugh. Oh well. Heres the gist. Im bored. Im gonna get drunk and watch the debates, pick which of two paths to hell I find less obnoxious. At least I have a choice. Grumble.